19 November 2009
29 October 2009
So What Do We Think About George Lopez’s First Round Of Guests?
By Alex Alvarez at 3:19 PM.
By now you are all aware that George Lopez is set to terrorize America with his new late-night talk show, Lopez Tonight. But we’ll bet you didn’t know about all the exciting guest stars he’ll be featuring on the show’s premiere episode November 9th!
Modern Family Recap: Episode 6
By Alex Alvarez at 12:51 PM.
On this episode of Masterpiece Theater Presents: Modern Family, we got to see a little more sweetness from all the families involved.
27 October 2009
Parks And Recreation’s Venezuela Episode Is Full Of Spice, Love For Chavez
By Alex Alvarez at 1:39 PM.
Last week’s episode of Parks and Recreation featured a visit from the parks and recreation members of Pawnee, Indiana’s sister city - lovely and majestic Baraja, Venezuela. Let’s take a look at how this show presented the vibrant spiciness embodied by Venezuelan officials.
26 October 2009
Benjamin Bratt’s Return To Law & Order Prompts List Of Hottest Latinos On TV Law Shows
By Alex Alvarez at 9:00 AM.
News that Benjamin Bratt is set to reprise his role on Law & Order made us realize there’s a fair amount of Latino actors that have starred as the “token super hot person of Latin persuasion” on a series of shows about crime, the law and forensics. Here are some of our favorites.
20 October 2009
15 October 2009
Modern Family Recap: Episode 4
By Alex Alvarez at 10:29 AM.
So in this, the latest episode of the masterpiece that is Modern Family, we got to meet Mitchell and Claire’s mother (See? We remembered their names!), who is a person with many, many White Problems™ and quite a few White Solutions, like doing something having to do with some vortex (named Chaz?).
12 October 2009
Latino Hosts Habla En Spanglish Because They’re So Loco For You, Amigo!
By Alex Alvarez at 10:36 AM.
Spanglish TV hosts: Appealing and familiar, or, like, un poco annoying?
9 October 2009
Modern Family Recap: Episode 3
By Alex Alvarez at 9:00 AM.
So. A few things are different from the last time we recapped Modern Family: 1) We’re not drunk off screwdrivers, 2) we didn’t have someone else around to scream at whenever something stupid happened and 3) we actually thought this episode was charming. Yes! Charming!
6 October 2009
Sofia Vergara’s Colombia Comment On Modern Family Inspires Colombiatching
By Alex Alvarez at 4:40 PM.
Remember Sofia Vergara’s “Colombia is basically a place where bad men strangle you with their mustaches, ayayay” line on Modern Family? Apparently, it got some people upset. Including Sofia Vergara.
2 October 2009
1 October 2009
So Just How Bad Was Last Night’s Episode Of Modern Family?
By Alex Alvarez at 1:24 PM.
So we wanted to capture our intense hatred for last night’s episode of Modern Family in the heat of the moment, right after the episode aired. But now that some time has passed and our drunken rage has subsided slightly, we can delve a little more into why this show is probably beyond saving.
24 September 2009
Modern Family Review: Sofia Vergara Is Passionate, Gays Are Fab
By Alex Alvarez at 12:35 PM.
Guys. If we catch a single one of you comparing this to Arrested Development, we are going to drug you with a puppet and throw you in a garment bag, so help us Gob.
21 September 2009
9 September 2009
Santa Tyra Banks Convinces Perez Hilton To Be Nice. Ish.
By Alex Alvarez at 11:21 AM.
Tyra Banks, tireless champion of Tyra Banks, interviewed Perez Hilton for the season premiere of The Tyra Banks Show Starring Tyra Banks, Featuring Tyra Banks. She got him to stop writing mean things about slutty babies!
30 August 2009
11 August 2009
Shirley Alvarez: OMG There’s An Alvarez On Real Chance Of Love 2
By Alex Alvarez at 10:53 AM.
Let’s get to know Shirley Alvarez, the woman behind the descriptive and inventive moniker “Spanish Fly.”
