Ricky Martin’s publicist has announced the singer is now a father to a pair of twin boys born to a surrogate mother. Ricky, in a move that in no way supports the gay rumors that have followed Ricky throughout...

Bia and Branca Feres are Brazilian twin sisters who are into synchronized swimming. They’re going to the Olympics! Good for them! They are also, as our little brother MachoChip gleefully pointed out, apparently really into pressing their boobs together....

Karen Wesolowski and Martha Padgett are a lesbian couple who each became pregnant using Martha’s eggs and donor sperm. Each woman then gave birth to twins twins, effectively creating a set of quadruplets together. That. Is a lot of...

We’re starting to really hate this story. A rep for Angelina says her womb trolls have not yet made their debut: “Angelina has not given birth. She is fine, enjoying her home and her family in France,” a rep...

Have Angelina Jolie and her magical golden chalice already given birth in France? Some people are sort of guessing maybe!: According to rumors, the Oscar-winner gave birth on Sunday in a Catholic clinic in the Aix-En-Provence region of France....

Don’t ever tell Jack Black about your ladybusiness, because he’ll go on national TV and blab all about it. His frosted tips will tingle with the need to tell everyone about the contents of your uterus. So, yes. Angelina...

Angelina Jolie, who is rumored to be expecting twin girls, has an entire team of specially-trained ninja fighters waiting in the wings for her to pop: Angie’s currently staying at the plush Villa Maryland on the French Riviera and...

Angelina Jolie is reportedly pregnant with a pair of female uterine maggots who will crush Jennifer Lopez’s twins with their mighty talons while cherubim sing from on high. Or something, But, woe! For all is not well in Angelina’s...

There’s nothing quite so relaxing as taking a much-deserved vacation, right? Especially with a couple of demon-babies crying non-stop during an entire flight. Such is the scenario travelers have to look forward to if they share a plane with...

Jennifer Lopez has named Tom Cruise the godfather of her twins, Max and Emme, even though she is Catholic and he is crazy: A source said: “Tom is delighted. Marc wasn’t sure if it was a good idea to...

Angelina Jolie is reportedly struggling with various health issues as a result of the strain that comes with being pregnant with twin Messiahs: An insider added: “Angelina has gestational diabetes. She found out about a month ago and has...

Have you heard? Rumored Scientologist, Jennifer Lopez, has given birth to not one, but two, completely naturally conceived babies! By Xenu. Look deeply into the strangely blank “visual sensory detection devices” implanted into girl-twin Emme Maribel’s (5 pounds, 7...

Don’t be fooled by the rocks that she’s got, Jennifer Lopez is certifiably insane: A source said: “Jennifer has gone all-out to give the twins an amazing childhood. “She had the nursery painted a beautiful aquamarine and light blue...

Jennifer Lopez’s new twins, who are probably not named Diamanté Tiara and Messiah, already dress like tiny little cashmere-swathed jerkwads: J.Lo will keep her new baby boy wrapped in a cashmere cardigan, hat and bootie pants from Baby Cz,...

Jessica Alba was asked about the recent rumor that she’s pregnant with not one, but two babies who will be brown and fluent in Spanish. She responded by beating the “Extra” correspondent with her shoe: On the red carpet...

Tired of not being in the spotlight for five consecutive minutes, P. Diddy took a break from breathing through his mouth to latch onto ex-girlfriend Jennifer Lopez’s fame train by announcing he is sending her baby clothes for her...

People magazine is willing to offer Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony somewhere between 4 and 6 million dollars for pictures of their little monsters miracles: People magazine is poised to pay Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony between $4 million...

Jennifer Lopez had twins early this morning. A boy and a girl. Presumably they won’t marry or anything. That would be so Britney. Jessica Alba is expecting twins, according to the foreign press. So it’s probably a terrorist plot....

Jessica Alba is pregnant with twins! Or, actually, probably not: The National Enquirer said she had told friends she will be having twins and that they are due on June 8. The National Enquirer? Well, we’re sold! Actually, we’re...

Your ovaries have no secrets from Spanish singer Alejandro Sanz, who made a special dedication to Jennifer Lopez and her mysterious, plural womb trolls at a recent concert: “To the most beautiful mother in the world. For you both,...

Thursday nights are sometimes Brazilian night here at Guanabee. It is a special time during the month where we prepare caipirinhas, listen to Xuxa, and take turns waxing each other’s nether regions while practicing conjugating verbs in Portuguese (i.e....