Quick question. Are you hitting it right? The Twitterverse posed this question last night, and the people responded with deductive reasoning. The trending topic, #uainthittinitright sought to set forth some necessary conditions for sexing a woman up real good like. Let’s get some answers.
15 November 2009
11 November 2009
9 November 2009
Fotopost: Levi Johnston Is A MexiCAN
By Alex Alvarez at 5:27 PM.
Levi Johnston - model, political pundit, Hollywood heavy-hitter and Mexican - imparted some down home, folksy wisdom courtesy of Mexican revolutionary Emiliano Zapata. Yes, Levi. You can learn a lot from a Mexican.
27 October 2009
22 October 2009
Twitter Reacts To CNN’s Latino In America With Soledad O’Brien
By Alex Alvarez at 9:05 AM.
Part one of CNN’s two-part special, Latino in America, aired last night, as many of you know. And, as many of can guess, the response to the Soledad O’Brien-led documentary was mixed.
20 October 2009
Are #LiesWomenTell As Good As #LiesMenTell?
By Alejandro Paz at 8:58 AM.
Last night the Twitterverse went bat shit crazy with some highly relevant trending topics: #LiesWomenTell and #LiesMenTell. Damn, it was good to see that everybody’s out there lying to each other, so we don’t feel as alone and repugnant with our consistent displays of deception. Check it.
15 October 2009
Meghan McCain Threatens To Leave Twitter After Being Labeled A Slut
By Alex Alvarez at 12:44 PM.
Meghan McCain, tireless defender of Goth teens, recently received some flack from several people on Twitter after she posted a picture of herself holding up a book while wearing a rather form-fitting tank top.
Study Shows The Kids Like Tweeting After Sex: Do You?
By Alejandro Paz at 10:11 AM.
A study released recently shows that 36% of people under 35 check their Facebook, text or Tweet post-coitus, aka after sexing. Shit, don’t y’all just pass out? But 36% is a lot of gente so we decided to put this study to the test. Guess what? True.
14 October 2009
Fight! Fight!: Don Omar Vs. Univision
By Alex Alvarez at 3:59 PM.
Puerto Rican reggaetonero Don Omar is in a wee bit of a tiff with Univision after learning that the network has censored and/or banned him. Why would anyone want to keep the writhing masses from feasting their eyes on those exquisite eyebrows?
13 October 2009
9 October 2009
The Iron Sheik Is A Racist Homophobic Crackhead Who Wants To Make You Humble
By Alejandro Paz at 9:56 AM.
The Iron Sheik was a professional wrestler back when the WWE was still the WWF, we were wearing parachute pants and Hulk Hogan still had hair. And respect. Back then, he looked like he could be a crazy genie from Arabia. Now he’s more like a terrorist on crack.
8 October 2009
The Boobs: A Blog For Women By Women For Men
By Alejandro Paz at 9:00 AM.
Desboobs and Glossy are the two brilliant women behind The Boobs, a new blog that is rapidly becoming a go-to in our NSFW bookmarks. The Boobs, the boobs, the boobs. Ahhhh. That goes down smooth and easy, right? Check the pics.
6 October 2009
Good Morning: Are You Masturbating Right Now?
By Alejandro Paz at 9:04 AM.
Not sure if you know this, but DANG, a lot of people masturbate. Like a lot. Masturbation is totally fun and appropriate and the reason porn is so dang popular. It gets you off when no ladies are around to lend their fleshy bits. Or vice versa. Let’s see who wants us to know that they’re stroking it hard.
25 September 2009
Tweets De La Gente: Eating Bull Penis & Spam At The Strip Club While Working Like A Mexican With Conscience
By Alejandro Paz at 9:50 AM.
Hey people, check these tweets. Today we’ve got Mario Monge watching his wife Mary Carey strip for the first time ever, a model working like a straight Mexican, Alex Alvarez taking dining to the max and La Cindy getting challenged by Alisa Valdes.
18 September 2009
Tweets De La Gente: First Pitch
By Alejandro Paz at 10:11 AM.
Hey people, listen up. We’ve discovered that we’re likely slightly addicted to Twitter, but the upside is we’ve been finding a lot of good ones for y’all to enjoy. We’ve got April Flores on a street car, Charlie V in Spanish, John Leguizamo scooping and George Lopez throwing out the first pitch in LA.
15 September 2009
Ricky Martin Gets New Tattoo In Honor Of His Twins
By Alex Alvarez at 12:03 PM.
Ricky Martin announced via his Twitter account that, three months ago, he had a tattoo done in honor of his twin sons, Matteo and Valentino. But does it compete with his groin tattoo?
14 September 2009
Pink In Taylor Swift's Defense: "Kanye West Is The Biggest Piece Of Shit On Earth"
By Alejandro Paz at 1:37 AM.
APPARENTLY, Kanye West is still an asshole. He jumped on stage and ruined poor little Taylor Swift’s acceptance speech at the VMAs. Pink, among others, tweeted that he is the biggest piece of shit on earth. But rest assured, Kanye blogged that he is SOOOOO SORRY. Is he on drugs? Bad ones?
