Did you have sex with someone you shouldn’t have last night? (Yourself counts!) Make up with an ex just so you wouldn’t spend Valentine’s Day alone? Or pick up a stranger who was heavy on the strange? Did your...

Hi babies. I’ll be in Los Angeles this weekend, hopefully contracting melanoma and doing things I will come to regret once the hangover wears off. If you have any suggestions for things I should see, do or take great...

Public St. Valentine’s Day pillow fight in San Franciso! Haha fun! Yeah, we’ll sit this one out. On our boyfriend’s face. [Yelp] Armed men robbed a flower vendor just in time for Valentine’s Day. Because it’s pretty hard to...

New York City’s Department of Health and Mental Hygiene [Ed. note: Keepin’ our minds clean?] is giving out free condoms with fun slogans in English, Spanish and Too Drunk To Remember: The English-language condom wrappers bear the slogan “Get...

A classic rock station in Charleston, West Virgina is giving away a divorce this Valentine’s Day. How could anyone who listens to the sweet, sweet sounds of Journey ever be anything less than super romantic?: Valentine’s Day isn’t all...

Mario Lopez: actor, pageant host, dimples and Jheri Curl, was on hand to distribute Valentine’s Day presents (mostly vibrating thongs) and cupcakes to small, sickly children at the Santa Monica UCLA Medical Center. He also took the opportunity to...

Thanks to Room 28, a new sketch comedy group who sent us this video entitled, “3-Way on V-day.” From their website: There is a saying in the Dominican Republic that when someone is insane they belong in “el cuarto...

Well, Valentine’s Day — our least favorite holiday — is next week, as the unending assault of red and pink on our eyeballs has not allowed us to forget. As such, businesses everywhere are bombarding us with gift ideas...