TuesdayApril292008

Americans are a bunch of uncultured, ignorant prudes who don’t have the sense to own bidets. A people unaccustomed to the singular pleasure of having little jets of water shoot up one’s anus could not possibly wrap their minds...

MondayApril282008

“The Early Show” talks about how America’s sweetheart, brazen harlot Miley Cyrus, is making toddlers have sex with each other. They call in an expert who says nothing and highlight how angry Disney is about Miley’s shoot, perhaps because...

MondayApril282008

Fifteen-year-old Miley Cyrus did a photo shoot for Vanity Fair, shot by Annie Leibowitz because of course, in which she appeared to be wearing nothing but a sheet and some serious post BJ face. She’s since apologized for making...

ThursdayFebruary072008

Scarlett Johansson joins her Vicky Cristina Barcelona co-star, Javier Bardem, to re-enact a scene from Alfred Hitchcock’s Rear Window in the “Hollywood Issue” of Vanity Fair. Nice try, Johansson, but you can’t fool us! You think pairing up with...

TuesdayFebruary052008

Vanity Fair’s 2008 Hollywood Issue is coming out soon and they’ve included some Latina actresses on their cover! Kind of! While a certain gringa-lovin’ editor’s crush (that’d be Emily Blunt), Anne Hathaway, Amy Adams and Jessica Biel appear on...

ThursdayJanuary102008

Latinos have been held back by the group in power since the group in power got here several hundred years ago from Europe. So, we owe it to each other to help one another get ahead, right? Or, by...

ThursdayOctober112007

Vanity Fair’s current issue profiles 29 year-old Puerto Rican mami actress Lymari Nadal. The actress plays Denzel Washington’s moll in “American Gangster”, which we probably won’t watch because hello, we’re Latino and our gangster hearts belong to “Scarface” like...

WednesdayAugust222007

Much ado has been made here lately about the Brazil-themed Vanity Fair spread that has captured our imagination. So it’s only natural that we do some follow-up research on what the spread’s star, Gisele, did for other September photo...

WednesdayAugust222007

After reviewing Vanity Fair’s special Brazil issue yesterday we were inspired to take another look at Brazilian culture. We searched high and low on Google and Flickr to bring our readers the really, real Brazil. So without further ado,...

TuesdayAugust212007

The latest issue of Vanity Fair, that bastion of WASP culture, is on newsstands and Braziliaphiles will be happy to know it’s entirely devoted to that sexy, sexy land of supermodels and genital waxes: We all love Brazil. All...

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