It seems Vatosaurus is through trying to get Barack Obama elected and is concentrating his efforts on something more important—getting himself laid. In this video he explains why he can’t get a date while proving that the people on...

Genteeeeee!!! Vatosaurus is back and this time he is offering his services as the maestro of love. Which kind of reminds of us this priest we knew back in grade school. Ewww! Anyways, if this is the kind of...

Vatosaurus would like you to vote for Barack Obama, even though you’re a colossal racist. Just think of Obama as a Dominican, he suggests. And, you know, of all the political commenters with other people’s hands shoved firmly up...