Venezuelan president Hugo Chavez, smartest man in the world, has proposed a thoughtful new measure for conserving water: No more Miley.
11 November 2009
27 October 2009
Hugo Chavez Will Manipulate Clouds To Make Rain, So Please Stick To Three Minute Showers, Ok?
By Alex Alvarez at 11:20 AM.
6 October 2009
Family Guy Is The Latest Thing Banned In Venezuela
By Alex Alvarez at 5:41 PM.
Hopefully Venezuelans are as tired of shows with overweight, oafish husbands telling their hot wives about how some thing reminds them of this other, totally random thing featuring an 80s movie reference as we are because Family Guy is the latest Thing Banned in Venezuela.
5 October 2009
25 September 2009
Hugo Chavez On Larry King: “Bush Ruined Everything”
By Cindy Casares at 9:58 AM.
Hugo Chavez was on Larry King Live last night where he called his host “Larrry De Keeeng!” and proved he’s no fresa by otherwise not speaking English. He also may have made out with Courtney Love, we’re not sure, and he answered every paranoid, American suspicion Larry threw at him, point for point.
11 September 2009
We Called It: Hugo Chavez And King Juan Carlos Forgive & Forget That Whole ¿Por Qué No Te Callas? Thing
By Alex Alvarez at 10:47 AM.
Hugo Chavez, King Juan Carlos of Spain and Prime Minister José Luis Rodríguez Zapatero met recently, putting that whole “¿por qué no te callas?” thing behind them. We wonder whether they discussed The Simpsons…
28 August 2009
4 August 2009
Dictator Groupies: Lina Ron Tear Gassed A TV Station For Hugo Chavez
By Jack Tomas at 7:04 PM.
Thirty Venezuelan pro-Chavez militants stormed the office of a rival TV station in Caracas and tossed tear gas inside, led by this crazy slag.
22 July 2009
Chavez Family Rules Barinas Province Through Greed And Fear
By Jack Tomas at 4:37 PM.
Hugo Chavez’ family rules over their home province of Barinas like feudal land owners who amass huge fortunes while allowing rampant crime to go unchecked. Their people live in fear and hopelessness. Socialists, eh?
8 July 2009
Get To Know Your Dictator: Hugo Chavez
By Jack Tomas at 12:41 PM.
Hugo Chavez is the biggest star in Latin America since Menudo, and it’s easy to see why. But who is the man behind the goofy shit eating grin?
7 July 2009
Bienvenidos Al Club
By Cindy Casares at 10:30 AM.
A sign at a Honduran solidarity rally in Caracas, Venezuela seems to imply that hanging with Hugo Chavez will get you robbed one way or another.
11 June 2009
Hugo Chavez Has Banned Coke Zero From Venezuela, And You Wonder Why We Love Him
By Cindy Casares at 12:02 AM.
4 June 2009
Retro-Liveblogging Hugo Chavez’s Alo Presidente 10th Anniversary Marathon
By Cindy Casares at 1:30 PM.
This weekend, to celebrate the 10th anniversary of his television show, Alo Presidente, Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez announced to the world that he would air a four day marathon. Four days of Hugo Chavez singing the praises of Hugo Chavez and the movimiento. What could be more sublime?
13 May 2009
Osmel Sousa Does Not Believe In Inner Beauty Because, Seriously, Have You Ever Seen A Kidney?
By Alex Alvarez at 4:00 PM.
As President of the Miss Venezuela pageant, Osmel Sousa knows a thing or two about beauty. And those things are big, round, slathered in bronzer and decidedly on the outside of one’s body.
11 May 2009
4 May 2009
20 April 2009
21 Of Venezuelan Millionaire Victor Vargas’ Polo Ponies Drop Dead From Poisoning
By Camilla Rowan at 5:30 PM.
21 polo ponies collapsed and died from toxin-related heart failure before a Palm Beach polo match on Sunday, sparking rumors that the poisoning might have been intentional and an attack on their tycoon owner, Venezuelan millionaire Victor Vargas.
3 March 2009
Maria Conchita Alonso Is Prettier Than You, Has A Man To Service Her
By Cindy Casares at 5:01 PM.
Maria Conchita Alonso talked to TV Y Novelas recently to discuss the important matter of her beauty. Unlike many of today’s beauty queens from her native Venezuela, Maria Conchita was first runner up for Miss Venezuela 1975 back when plastic surgery was seen as cheating. She’ll be the first to tell you that she got [...]
2 March 2009
Maria Conchita Alonso Says Sean Penn Should Shut Up About Venezuelan Politics
By Cindy Casares at 1:30 PM.
Native Venazolana Maria Conchita Alonso has some opinions about her 1988 Colors co-star Sean Penn’s worship of Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez. And it’s all on video!
