MondayJuly282008

We’re a little bit obsessed with VH1’s new series “I Love Money.” We’re not gonna lie. The show features the best of the worst of the casts of vh1’s former fun shit fests “Flavor of Love” (1&2), “I Love...

TuesdayMay272008

There are no videos up on the VH1 website from the season finale of “Viva Hollywood,” so let’s enjoy making fun of how dumb Roseny is instead. Trust us, this is the best thing they got on camera. No...

TuesdayMay272008

On episode 6 of “Viva Hollywood,” the cast was challenged to write and act in their very own commercials for Jarritos soda. Product placement: check! Guest judge Daisy Fuentes got to act all legendary, doling out advice, because in...

MondayMay122008

We had to post this “Viva Hollywood” clip featuring Charo as the human alarm clock. Ordinarily her camp is endearing, but there’s something about it in this context that makes us weep for humanity. By the way, is that...

MondayMay122008

Warning: Watching the above clip from “Viva Hollywood” made us hit ourselves in the face repeatedly with the remote control and then set our roommate on fire using only Kahlúa and a bong. You may want to watch with...

MondayApril212008

video.vh1.com This week’s episode of “Viva Hollywood” was a lot better than last week’s train wreck of a premiere if only because it was Love Scene Week and they made the hottest people in the house go gay. In the...

MondayApril072008

After seven long months of waiting, the series premier of “Viva Hollywood,” the telenovela reality competition from VH1 and World of Wonder that will set Latinos back 50 years in this country, but also probably get you laid, is...

MondayApril072008

We’ll cop to being grossly immature, which is probably why we don’t usually get the subtle wit and thoughtful social commentary that permeate most of VH1’s programming. We thought “Rock of Love” was just about Miller High Life-soaked ladies...

TuesdayMarch042008

Daisy de la Hoya likes whiskey, coke, chucking razorblades at old ladies and, above all, she loves this great nation of ours. She shows her love and the bottom half of her asscheeks to war veterans on VH1’s “Rock...

WednesdayDecember192007

“Viva Hollywood,” a new eight-episode, bilingual reality series airing on VH1, follows contestants as they compete for $100,000, a role on a Telemundo telenovela and a contract with Latin World Entertainment. Blah, blah, blah. We don’t care about reality...

FridayOctober122007

Turns out VH1’s Master Pick Up Artist Kosmo isn’t really a shy nerd turned smoove brother with the ladies. He’s actually Alvaro Orlando, aspiring actor. Emphasis on the “aspiring” part as witnessed by his horrific acting reel featured here....

WednesdayOctober102007

VH1 is searching for models with an IQ higher than a Smucker’s “Goober’s” jar on their new show “America’s Most Smartest Model”. We were admiring the plasticity of the female model’s faces until we started cackling our asses off...

TuesdaySeptember182007

As America mourned the Britney Spears VMA performance last week that, to us, seemed fairly typical, Boy Shakritney was busy making this video to help us through the pain. In case you missed it on VH1’s “The Best Week...

WednesdaySeptember052007

The one Latino contestant on VH1’s “The Pick Up Artist,” Alvaro A.K.A. Kosmo who came in as perhaps the most chicken shit of all the boys, (and that includes the 50 year old virgin), has proven to have master...

ThursdayAugust302007

Oh Lawd. We’ve got to hand it to VH1. They keep coming up with these horrible shows that we just can’t look away from. And they just sent us a tip for a new one that some of our...

FridayJuly132007

Phew! Turns out the rumor was wrong, and that network TV audiences will be spared from watching Perez Hilton host The View. Cable viewers, on the other hand, aren’t so lucky: today’s noontime announcement spread the news that Hilton—Jimmy...

TuesdayJuly032007

Summer shows make you question what you’re doing with your life. Let’s talk about ‘em. We don’t know about you, but we here at Guanabee are positively frothing at the thought of the new reality series Scott Baio is...

ThursdayJune282007

In case you missed it, hip-hop magazine turned TV production crew Ego Trip took one hour of last night’s VH1 programming block to regale us with “TV’s Illest Minority Moments”. What was essentially a retrospective look at a clusterfuck...

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