Attention Upper Middle class liberal arts school grads with over-inflated senses of entitlement and self-worth! American Apparel is now carrying the Hitachi magic wand “massager” through their online store. Because your clitoris is super tense, right?: This old school...

Let’s face it. Sometimes, drunken Facebook “friending” will not get you laid, so we sent Guanabee contributing editor Gabriel Caro out in the field to test some ways to help us “friend” ourselves. What he found were some toys...