Heyyyyyy guys. Hoooowww’s it going? Did anyone else get into an argument with their Grandpa over the dubious merits of a free market economy and then drown their frustration in a heady mix of stuffing and wine? No? Well...

Sharon Rivers decided she wanted to get some eyebrows tattooed on her face, (which we can totally relate to, since we’ve already gone half blind trying to tweeze ours into submission). But according to Sharon, the cosmetician, Joy Tran,...

If you’re stressed out by all the recent news on hate crimes, well….so are we. To counteract this effect we’ve been obsessively watching Youtube clips of Latinas in stand up comedy, and thought we’d share what we think are...

It’s Friday, and what better way to start the weekend than with a bunch of white boys hooting and rapping and clumsily shaking their asses? Captain Caucasian and the Raging Idiots are the hottest new internet heroes, although we’re...

Some of the scaredy cats in Houston who emailed us in the wee hours of this morning could take a lesson from little Cayenne of Galveston, Texas. Our Tejano Hurricane Kit guy in downtown Houston wrote to say, “Now...

Above is a shorter version of the speech that Governor of Alaska and Mccain Ballot Companion, Sarah Palin, gave last night at the Republican National Convention in Minneapolis, Minnesota. The Governor which has been widely scrutinized and made fun...

Being bored is, really, a terrible thing. Boredom causes people to do insanely idiotic things like dating bloggers or filming one’s self eating what is purported to be the world’s hottest pepper. Vice magazine creator Gavin Miles McInnes and...

Ah, love. It smells like glitter pens, Dior “Poisson” purchased in a mini-mart and Aqua Net. Bueno, it does if you’re a chonga from Miami. And, deep down, aren’t we all? No, just us? We’re the only ones who...

CosmosGal is a young lady who dispenses horoscopes while wearing a ruffley top. She cheerfully informs Libras everywhere that the extra “spring in their step” yesterday was because their Venus was firmly lodged in Uranus. Or something. But, turns...

Did you ever think you could see someone in two kinds of brownface simultaneously? Well, here it is! Natalie Portman took the time to star in a music video for current boyfriend Devendra Barnhart’s “Carmensita.” She plays an Indian...

What do you regret most? Is it taking up smoking? Never taking up knitting? Something you said? Something you didn’t? That second (and third and fourth) helping of chilaquiles? Shaving off your eyebrows in high school so you could...

Amateur porn star and amateurish singer, Noelia, recently expressed a desire to make a video alongside chipmunk-voiced soccer player David Beckham. The always subtle star said: “That would be the end of Victoria (laughs). I would do a music...

It’s almost lunch time ‘round these parts and we’re craving something that’s almost like Mexican food, but without all that cumbersome “authenticity.” Luckily, everyone’s favorite ethereal pagan hippie witch, Stevie Nicks, has brought us unadulterated delight wrapped in a...

Unbridled enthusiasm and naïvité or tacky exploitation of a serious event for self-promotion? We’re not sure we can tell when it comes to La Pequeña Ingrid Betancourt. So, instead, we’ll sit in stunned silence and wonder where one might...

This is video of Ingrid Betancourt’s dramatic rescue including the very moment she found out she was free. It has no sound, but is moving enough to make you appreciate your freedom this Fourth of July weekend. Video shows...

About an hour ago, former Colombian presidential candidate and FARC hostage Ingrid Betancourt was reunited with her children for the first time in 6 years. It’s hard to see them very well from this angle, but the emotion is...

So, fine, maybe Soko isn’t Latina, but she does live in France, so she’s Latin and the subtitles to this song are in Portuguese, so. Whatever. We really love this song! Besides, we think that after the whole Alizée...

A video taken shortly after Amy Winehouse and her crack residue of a husband, Blake, exchanged vows and sores in Miami has leaked. The footage shows Amy singing racist song lyrics while playing with her boobs. Stars! They’re just...

Query: Why does Florida exist? Answer: To give us news stories like this. Eighteen-year-old Michael Alfinez of Lake Worth, Florida has been charged with “elder abuse” after making a video of his possibly senile grandmother holding a gun and...

The teen beating video of young Victoria Lindsay has been released by the Poke County, Florida, Sheriff’s dept. The video depicts several girls beating Victoria over and over again, knocking her unconscious. The girls beat Victoria in retaliation over...

And here’s what Victoria’s parents, who think “MySpace is the anti-Christ” (We agree! Also, Facebook relationship statuses.), have to say. They talk about not being able to recognize their daughter’s face after her beating, of her history of violence...

Update: the Victoria Lindsay, teen beating video. (Warning: the content on the video is graphic and disturbing). Sixteen year-old Victoria Lindsay from Mulberry, Florida (surprise!) was abducted and beaten by a group of eight teenagers mostly girls, to the...

Break out your friendship bracelet crafting skills, because we’re about to introduce you to your new BFF. Meagan Taylor is a Canadian college student with the voice of an angel and hair the color of ketchup that an angel...

Sometimes, in order to show just how absurd a certain phenomenon can be, you’ve got to pile on a whole lot of ridiculous, plate it and serve it to a public that will eat it up with glee. Le...

Ovary-filled American comedian Hillary Clinton has a secret; she’s sorry, but it’s true. America, she’s fucking Obama. And while this video provides ample fodder for “barebarack” and “Big O” jokes, we’re just not going to go there. Sorry. We’re...

Britney Spears premiered the video for her latest single, “Break the Ice,” and, in what is perhaps a wise move on her people’s part, Brit does not actually appear. Neither does her actual, human voice, either, but that’s true...

We totally couldn’t get enough of that earlier Argentine gnome in Salta footage, even if we had to watch it with our hands covering our face. While screaming. And maybe peeing just a little. Gnomes: They’re small. They’re sneaky....

We’re loathe to call “Barbie Mariposa” a Latina because we’re not sure if she’s even human. Although with the amount of eye makeup she’s wearing, she could totally be a 19-year-old chola working the late shift at TCBY. Join...

Mark is a single, gay Cuban-American living in New York—a city some say is the toughest place in America to be single. After a few false starts, he’s finally ready to go out and meet the guy of his...

Tired of Luciana Salazar yet? Too bad. The Argentine “glamour model” is a woman who wears many hats. Very little clothing, sure, but a good amount of headgear. A look at Luciana’s Wikipedia entry, which seems, curiously enough, to...

Our new friend Luciana Salazar, who may or may not be the star of a new sex tape in which she becomes a human profiterole, seems to have an enemy. Argentine TV host Viviana Canosa, who has the hottest...

Argentine model and TV host Luciana Salazar is, allegedly, the subject of a new sex tape we totally have not been watching over and over all morning. It’s supposedly an “amateur” tape, but it looks suspiciously professional to us....

The bizarre life journey of Steven Patrick Morrissey from Manchester, England comes full circle in this video clip of him dancing on stage with an adorable Hispanic child. According to the YouTube poster’s description: A young boy called Morrissey...

The first video footage of Fidel Castro in 14 months is here. Although we are not privy to hearing any of the audio first hand, we did enjoy hearing the English commentator pronounce Fidel’s brother’s name “Rowl.” Also, we...

Is it just us, or does the beat for the latest J. Lo video “Do It Well”—chockful of weird bondage and obese people—remind you of one-hit rapper Mr. Cheeks’ “Lights, Camera, Action”? Far be it from us to call...

Reminding us exactly how idiotic things can get when a pop star tries to explain the concept behind her latest music video, here’s what J. Lo had to say about the one accompanying her first English single release in...