Is Mr. Chupabultos a champion of subverting machista ideals of sexuality and objectification? Or just some gross perv who goes around filming chubby men’s, well. Chubbies?
13 October 2009
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4 August 2009
Video: Latino Puppets Are Sexier
By Cindy Casares at 11:45 AM.
Ever wonder why Latinos are so damn sexy? It’s because these are the puppet shows we watch as children.
31 July 2009
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3 July 2009
Hitler Finds Out Michael Jackson Has Died, Won’t Play At His Birthday Party
By Cindy Casares at 12:15 PM.
Whoever did this is sick and we love you.
17 June 2009
2 June 2009
Ronaldo “Sister Act” Parody Is Hilarious
By Cindy Casares at 5:19 PM.
If you know anything about soccer, or have ever seen Sister Act, this apparently is a knee slapper. Fat Ronaldo’s face is superimposed onto Whoopi Goldberg’s in a scene from Sister Act. The result is a nun Ronaldo conducting a nun choir comprised of the world’s best footballers singing his praises. His Paulista trophy [...]
14 May 2009
Obama ASU Speech Confirms He “Hasn’t Done Enough With His Life”
By Cindy Casares at 10:12 AM.
Barack Obama is ridiculously classy. It sucks because we have to fawn over him in all bleeding heart, liberal media predictability. But seriously. The man showed up at Arizona State University yesterday and told them they were right. That he hasn’t done enough with his life.
11 May 2009
Padre Alberto Even Hotter In English
By Cindy Casares at 3:02 PM.
Padre Alberto Cutié made his first English-language TV appearance since getting caught with his hand down the pants of a lady friend on a Miami beach last week. On CBS’ The Early Show this morning, he said all the same shit he said last week, but with a Spanish accent. Which made it twice as sinful.
10 May 2009
“John Boehner Is A Person Of Color,” Says Your Prez At The White House Correpsondents’ Dinner
By Cindy Casares at 12:28 PM.
Last night Barack Obama addressed the White House Correspondents’ Dinner and was his usual charming self. Since it’s Sunday, we will post the whole 17-minute video here, but we will point out one joke he made that is especially pertinent to those of you who hate Whitey.
“Las Mañanitas” Con Mariachi: For Our Mamás
By Cindy Casares at 11:01 AM.
If you’re looking for something to serenade your mom with this morning. Look no further. “Las Mañanitas” con mariachi is a tradition from Mexico everyone can appreciate. But what’s the story behind the song?
9 May 2009
Padre Alberto Cutié Speaks To Univision & The Miami Herald
By Cindy Casares at 2:59 PM.
Padre Alberto and his dreamy blue eyes appeared on Univision last night in an excerpt of a full interview with co-anchor Teresa Rodriguez that will air Tuesday night regarding this crazy canoodling-with-a-woman-on-the-beach thing.
8 May 2009
7 May 2009
Padre Cutié Old Man Brawl Video!
By Cindy Casares at 3:51 PM.
We knew we could count on Rick Sanchez for some Miami insider chisme journalism about his pal Father Alberto Cutié. Rick pulled out the big CNN guns today and got a hold of this video of the old man “brawl” that we mentioned earlier.
