5 August 2009

Pee Wee: “I Didn’t Say I Had Sex!”

By Alex Alvarez at 12:15 PM.

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Calm down, everyone. Our favorite wee pea is still pure, virginal and intact. Possibly.

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3 August 2009

POP!: Pee Wee Is No Longer A Virgin

By Alex Alvarez at 12:30 PM.

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Pee Wee has lost his virginity, everyone. Let’s follow the screams and shrieks and discover all the salacious details surrounding this most transformative of events in a young something’s life.

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10 July 2009

The 650-Pound Virgin: A Show About Losing Weight & Getting Laid

By Alex Alvarez at 2:37 PM.

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21 May 2009

Alina Percea Is Selling Her Virginity

By Alex Alvarez at 2:12 PM.

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30 March 2009

Paulina Rubio Is Part Of The Oversharing Generation

By Cindy Casares at 1:00 PM.

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This week, Mexican pop-skanklet Paulina Rubio reached waaaaay back into the annals of her mind to share with the world her memories of her first sexual experience. You think we tease, but Paulina says she didn’t even have boobs yet, so you know it had to be before her quinceañera.

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15 January 2009

Expensive Virgin Natalie Dylan Is A Woman Of Many Poses

By Alex Alvarez at 2:15 PM.

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 Natalie Dylan, the student selling her pristine hymen in order to pay for college, is quite the versatile poser. Her varied and sundry bodily contortions are not only works of art, they also help to convey carefully calculated messages aimed at prospective buyers.

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14 January 2009

Student Natalie Dylan’s Asking Price For Virginity Now Up To 7 Million

By Alex Alvarez at 3:44 PM.

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Natalie Dylan, the student and self-professed feminist who is auctioning off her virginity in order to help pay for grad school, has now received bids of up to $7 million dollars.
You might recall that Natalie first tried to sell her nonny on auction site eBay, but was shut down because they deal with things like [...]

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11 September 2008

Natalie Dylan To Sell Her Virginity, Uphold Feminism.

By Carlos Posas at 9:46 AM.

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22-year-old “Natalie Dylan” (not her real name) tried to sell her virginity on eBay but they shut her down. Undaunted, she appeared on Howard Stern to talk about her choice, and has now set up an auction on the website of a famous brothel, where a banner announces:
She will be selling her VIRGINITY at the [...]

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10 September 2008

Slut-Shaming, Purity Rings, And The Only Interesting Thing To Have Happened At The 2008 VMAs: A Discussion

By Alex Alvarez at 11:20 AM.

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