Well, “Viva Hollywood,” is over and as commenter Benny Lava said earlier, “Berto’s Colon is the only reason I watched this shitfest, so I’m OK with his win.” Still, let’s recap, no? On the final episode of the show,...

There are no videos up on the VH1 website from the season finale of “Viva Hollywood,” so let’s enjoy making fun of how dumb Roseny is instead. Trust us, this is the best thing they got on camera. No...

Ordinarily we’d feel really embarrassed for saying that in Episode 7 of “Viva Hollywood,” guest judge Perez Hilton’s appearance proved to be the most entertaining part of the entire season, but on a show where Maria Conchia Alonso is...

On episode 6 of “Viva Hollywood,” the cast was challenged to write and act in their very own commercials for Jarritos soda. Product placement: check! Guest judge Daisy Fuentes got to act all legendary, doling out advice, because in...

Last weekend we slacked and didn’t write the “Viva Hollywood” update. (We’re sure you missed it!) Little did we know that this weekend, they would hit us with two new episodes in a row, culminating in the season finale....

We had to post this “Viva Hollywood” clip featuring Charo as the human alarm clock. Ordinarily her camp is endearing, but there’s something about it in this context that makes us weep for humanity. By the way, is that...

Warning: Watching the above clip from “Viva Hollywood” made us hit ourselves in the face repeatedly with the remote control and then set our roommate on fire using only Kahlúa and a bong. You may want to watch with...

This week on your favorite show “Viva Hollywood,” we learned more than the fact that Vinci’s face is a moneymaker. We also learned that his refusal to play gay hurt him in Carlos Ponce’s eyes. And in his mouth....

Now that wicked witch Vinci Alonso has left the Casa de los Locos on “Viva Hollywood,” let’s take a look back at how the hell he ever got on the show. In the above audition video, he tells us...

This week on your favorite show, “Viva Hollywood,” the evil, pectoral wonder Vinci Alonso finally got his comeuppance from queenie little Enrique when he was sent to the duel by his castmates for the second episode in a row....

video.vh1.com Last night on your favorite show “Viva Hollywood,” Vinci the heterosexual narrowly escaped being thrown out of the Casa de los Locos when the contestants were asked to face their greatest fear: proving they have talent beyond their looks....

video.vh1.com This week’s episode of “Viva Hollywood” was a lot better than last week’s train wreck of a premiere if only because it was Love Scene Week and they made the hottest people in the house go gay. In the...

This comment was too good to leave until Friday afternoon, when we’d be three-quarters into a black-out. So, here’s to you, Tommy. And, for the record, no, Cindy does not happen to be a transsexual. Both she and I...

11: 58 Well, it’s over, folks. We can’t say we’re any better for it. We may even have lost a few IQ points. But at least we were together. Have a good night and amor, amor, amor!!!! 11: 57...

It’s like Christmas morning here at Guanabee. The season premiere of Viva Hollywood on VH1 is just 3 and a half hours away! And we are liveblogging every horrible minute of it: Walter Mercado, Charo, Maria Conchita Alonso and...

After seven long months of waiting, the series premier of “Viva Hollywood,” the telenovela reality competition from VH1 and World of Wonder that will set Latinos back 50 years in this country, but also probably get you laid, is...

“Viva Hollywood,” a new eight-episode, bilingual reality series airing on VH1, follows contestants as they compete for $100,000, a role on a Telemundo telenovela and a contract with Latin World Entertainment. Blah, blah, blah. We don’t care about reality...