Hotflops shoe company is urging you to “Flop Your Vote,” which seems to mean “wear some shoes with heads hot-glued onto them.” Kawaii!!!! For only $30, you can own a pair of Obama or McCain flip-flop sandals and show...

It doesn’t really make sense to address points brought up my people whose judgment is clouded by hate or ignorance because, more often than not, their arguments are colored more by passion than rational thinking. Then again, the remedy...

Gaggle of oxymorons, “Latinos for Obama,” have organized a week to set aside their deep, inborn hatred of black men and campaign for Barack Obama:: Amigos, On the week of April 13th, Latinos across the country are planning low...

Hey laaaadies! Guess what? Y’all totally pwned the Texas primary, constituting about 20% of the total votes, with Hispanic men at about 14%. Hmm. To what can we blame attribute this?: The surge in Latina voter participation in Texas...

So who are you voting for, oh Latino Voter? John McCain? Ralph Nader? El scoff! Who are they, right? You’re only allowed to vote for audacious alleged Muslim Barack Obama or the ovary-having Hillary Clinton. Inspiration or substance? Who’ll...

Barack Obama’s campaign has a new series of Spanish-language ads that will debut on Texas radio stations and highlight how Obama is poor! And hardworking! Just like Latinos: The theme of the ad is that Obama is speaking to...

First-time Latino voters who 1) voted for Barack in the primaries and 2) were polled by a company called Hispanic Economics, which was hired by the Obama campaign, declared they would not vote at all in the presidential election...

Experts might think Hillary Clinton’s got the Latino vote in the bag, but that doesn’t mean she’s not willing to pull out all the stops to make sure you, Easily Impressionable Latino Voter, support her. We’re not sure, after...

At a time when our country is divided between Latinos — with their big, loud family dinners; tacky, poorly-parked cars; large, frightening, throbbing members and forked tongues that spill forth mysterious languages — and People Who Aren’t Latinos, only...

People seemed surprised that Latinos, when asked for whom they voted on Super Duper Ultra Mega Tuesday Gigante, were like “the person I thought would make a better President.” Whoa, people. Can you even read?: Asked on Super Duper...

Miami Cubans ignore Rudy Giuliani over a rousing game of dominos. [New American Media] Ten undocumented Mexican and Guatemalan immigrants are caught during a traffic stop. In Peru, which is a nice change. [WANDtv] Hillary Clinton is your amiga....

Eufrosina Cruz lives in the Zapotec village of Santa Maria Quiegolani, where women aren’t even second-class citizens; they’re not citizens at all and, as such, aren’t eligible to vote. That didn’t stop Cruz from running for mayor, though: The...

So by now you’re probably well aware of all this hugger-mugger over whether or not Latino voters are willing to vote for a Black candidate. As you may recall, we were a little skeptical as to the veracity of...

Fidel Castro has heiled hailed Cuban voters, congratulating them on the near 95% turnout for this year’s parliamentary elections: Although the final figure is not clear, officials said turnout had reached 95% with an hour of voting time remaining...

Super famous actress Ana Ortiz is using her star power along with other Latino entertainers (George Lopez!) to try and get Latinos to vote. Gosh, we haven’t been so motivated to become part of a virtually senseless and futile...

Close your eyes and open your mouth, because it’s the last week of our first ever “Most Embarrassing Latino Invitational.” Tell us who’s more embarrassing than a drunken arrest in Tampa: Jessica “Please Officer” Alba or Alberto “I’ll Do...

Hi readers! We love you all a whole bunch, in at least seven different positions, and we hope you love us just as much. Prove to us that we’re more than just an ill-advised one-night stand that unfolded in...

Is Jessica Alba really more embarrassing than Hugo Chavez? Will Alberto Gonzales wear the crown of Guanabee’s Most Embarrassing Latino? Or will People en Español knock him out of the competition first? Only you can decide! Head on over...

You know what would make this Turkey Day weekend the best ever? Not a turcock fight. Not a chihuahua with giant balls. No. It’s being able to rest in the knowledge that you have placed the proper embarrassing latinos...

The results are in for the second week of Guanabee’s Most Embarrassing Latino Invitational. The winners you chose below will advance to Round Two where all winners go head to head with each other until you narrow it down...

Part two of the first round of Guanabee’s Most Embarrassing Latino Invitational continues to happen even as you are reading these very words! If you have not taken the time to cast your votes for Most Questionable Heartthrob, Worst...

The race is pretty close in most of the embarrassing head-to-heads. Noelia is beating Quinceañeras by a nose (or is it another body part???) for Worst Attention Whore, People en Español holds more of the people’s ire than Perez...