Orale gueys, apologies for the delay in regularly scheduled programming, but we were out getting WAYsted with all y’all Guanababies last night and didn’t have a computer available to do some drunk posting like other industrious members of our crew. Check these links from our homies.
1 October 2009
23 September 2009
Gueys Of The World: The Beetus
By Alejandro Paz at 5:44 PM.
Orale gueys, check these links from our homies. Today we’ve got a video jam to which all Latinos can relate: Wilford Brimley and The Beetus, Lamar Odom’s bachelor party, furries and America’s Next Pot Model.
18 September 2009
Gueys Of The World: Mark Dirty Sanchez Chimichanga
By Alejandro Paz at 4:49 PM.
Orale gueys, check these links from our homies. Today we’ve got Mark Sanchez’s new nickname, the dumbest anti-pot ad ever, zombie little mermaids and a HIGHlarious vid entitled StrangerSmart for the 80s kids, after the jump.
11 September 2009
Gueys Of The World: Animals With Lightsabers
By Alejandro Paz at 2:10 PM.
Orale gueys, check these links from our homies. Animals with lightsabers, Tila Tequila’s bruises and a video of our favorite song to sing at the top of our lungs while getting faded later tonight, after the jump: What’s it gonna be?
9 September 2009
Gueys Of The World: Juan Manuel Marquez Drinks Piss
By Alejandro Paz at 2:28 PM.
Orale gueys, check these links from our homies. Video of Juan Manuel Marquez explaining his pee fetish after the jump.
3 September 2009
Gueys Of The World: Que Onda, Gente?
By Alejandro Paz at 6:31 PM.
Orale gueys, check a bunch of links from our homies. Amazing video of Zidane’s billiard magic after the jump.
25 drunk animals.
Top 20 Fictional Mobsters.
21 April 2009
Watchando: Is Phat Like That
By Alex Alvarez at 11:45 AM.
Kim Kardashian is offended at being called a fan of Forever 21’s “plus-size” line.
[Kim Kardashian]
Jessica Biel has boobs and she will show them to you in a movie.
[The Sun]
Brad and Angelina enjoy eating Dunkin’ Donuts on Long Island. OMG STARS R JUST LYK US!
[People]
20 April 2009
Watchando: Is Going Green This Earth Day. AWINK.
By Alex Alvarez at 2:30 PM.
Was there something going on today? We feel like we were supposed to remember something.
[HuffPo]
Lady Gaga has taken to walking around with a teacup and saucer. Ok.
[The Sun]
17 April 2009
Watchando: Is Sorry She Forgot Your Birthday
By Cindy Casares at 12:55 PM.
La Coacha does her best, “No Me Queda Mas,” in honor of Selena’s birthday yesterday. [Chisme Time]
MTV Tr3s To Air Unscripted Selena and a Selena edition of Remexa Saturday starting at 2pm ET [Blogamole]
13 April 2009
Watchando Thinks Ryan Seacrest Is The Gay Mario Lopez
By Cindy Casares at 12:49 PM.
Mario Lopez denies calling Ryan Seacrest a one-trick pretty pony. [Perez Revenge]
Antonio Banderas is bringing Camera Cafe to the U.S. Because his life is a French farce. [Latin Gossip]
George Strait’s brother Buddy Strait found dead in a hotel in San Antonio [WOAI]
Two women are fighting over Pedro Infante’s body. In death as in life. [Lossip]
10 April 2009
Watchando: Is A Multi-Fawcetted Person Who Is Running Out Of Puns
By Alex Alvarez at 11:30 AM.
Farrah Fawcett has been released from the hospital, feathered and healthy.
[Us Weekly]
Jennifer Lopez was shaking the rocks that she’s got at a Marc Anthony concert.
[Daily Mail]
The doctor who performed the surgery that resulted in Kanye’s mother’s death has surrendered his medical license.
[Extra]
9 April 2009
Watchando: Wants To Throw A Shrimp On That Barbie
By Alex Alvarez at 11:00 AM.
Scotland’s Number One Male Barbie looks a lot like Hialeah’s Number Forty-Seven Male Escort.
[dlisted]
Britney Spears walked offstage at a concert because the “room was smoky.” Kevin, GO AWAY.
[People]
8 April 2009
Watchando: Is Not Into Pony Play
By Alex Alvarez at 1:15 PM.
Horses with hair extensions. Why the long face?
[Daily Mail]
Billy Corgan is rubbing bald spots with Tila Tequila.
[F-Listed]
7 April 2009
Watchando: Thought All Marriages In Vermont Were Gay
By Alex Alvarez at 2:15 PM.
Gay marriage is now legal in Vermont. Just rub it in for Lindsay, huh?
[AP]
Jessica Simpson has been dropped from her label like a sack of caca.
[Nashville Gab]
6 April 2009
Watchando: Thought There Was Already A Movie ‘Bout Biggie Smalls
By Alex Alvarez at 12:30 PM.
OMG will Mr. Big not be in the Sex and the City sequel?! Ugh. Men.
[E! Online]
George Harrison will get a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame. Most likely for his fine work in the cinematic milestone, Help!
[Press Association]
3 April 2009
Watchando: Wants To Learn The Lohan Limbo
By Alex Alvarez at 11:00 AM.
Lily Allen invites either Lindsay Lohan or an emaciated Afghan hound onstage during a concert in LA.
[dlisted]
Jamie Oliver has a new baby, and it is named Petal Blossom Rainbow.
[People]
2 April 2009
Watchando: Asks, “First Passions, Now Guiding Light? WHY!”
By Alex Alvarez at 11:15 AM.
After 72 years on the air, “Guiding Light” is going to join that big catfight with an evil twin in the sky.
[LA Times]
The Simpsons are getting their own stamps. Reference, reference, reference!
[Star Pulse]
1 April 2009
Watchando: Is Going Gaga Over Coke Residue And Fumunda Cheese
By Alex Alvarez at 12:30 PM.
Did Lady Gaga swallow Madonna and lick Kate Moss before conducting this interview?
[ONTD]
Luckily, she was able to keep her Gaga reflex down long enough to sign some skeeve’s cock.
[Canoe]
31 March 2009
Watchando: Is Sorry, Ms. Jackson. For Speeding And Whatnot.
By Alex Alvarez at 1:15 PM.
Andre 3000 was arrested in Atlanta for driving at 109 mph. Go Andre, go!
[AllHipHop]
Is Naomi Campbell heading to Bollywood? Please?!
[Yahoo]
Sacha Baron Cohen’s Bruno movie got an NC-17 rating because of buttsecks.
[The Wrap]
30 March 2009
Watchando: Will Threaten You With A Good Time
By Alex Alvarez at 1:30 PM.
Britney Spears’ dad has been threatening to take away her kids. Possibly because his daughter once locked herself in the bathroom with one.
[PH]
