Actress Roselyn Sanchez married long-time boyfriend Eric Winter in Puerto Rico over the weekend. The wedding took place on the island of Vieques, with Rosalyn wearing an embroidered wedding dress and veil, as well as a 4.3 carat diamond...

“The Hills” stars Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt claim they decided to elope on November 20 at a chapel near Cabo San Lucas. Mexican officials, however, say the ceremony was little more than an elaborately staged photoshoot for Us...

Jennifer Lopez and her pet marmoset, Marc Anthony, decided to renew their wedding vows in Vegas. After four years of marriage, countless ill-advised duets, one salsa movie and one pair of twins, the couple decided to have a recommitment...

When you care to send the very best, but then gradually stop caring and head to a Rite-Aid, Hallmark is there for you. Especially now that you want to send a card to your favorite Married Gays. The greeting...

Ellen DeGeneres, now that she’s all married and hifalutin, wrote a giddy missive to fans in a fancy, curly, Married People Font. Write Ellen, fancily: I had a big, big weekend. I got married to Portia de Rossi! Sorry,...

We’re not quite sure what to think about this PSA from “Equality California.” The premise is this: A young woman faces several small obstacles on her wedding day. Eventually, she ends up on the floor in the middle of...

In lieu of wedding gifts like tacky candelabras or tacky crystal vases or tacky crystal candelabras that double as vases and play “Wind Beneath My Wings,” marginally famous person Roselyn Sanchez is asking for San Jorge Children Research Foundation,...

Now that we’re hearing more and more about people our age getting engaged and we slowly lose control of our bodily functions as a result of an increasing sense of panic and dread, we take great delight in having...

A close review of the 2005 U.S. Census reveals some factors as to why more women than ever are living without a spouse. More bathroom counter space is high on our list, personally: Several factors are driving the statistical...

Actress we’ve never actually seen act, Roselyn Sanchez, is sharing a stylist’s approximation of what her wedding should be like in the pages of “Instyle Weddings.” The spread features Roselyn in various casual, reclining poses people never actually perform...

Manuel Uribe, who once held the world record for world’s heaviest person at 1,235 pounds, is getting ready to marry his long-term girlfriend. But, first, he needs to be able to walk. Or, like. Stand up: His most recent...

Jessica Alba’s father has revealed he’s super psyched that his daughter has saved her unborn child from eternal burning hellfire by getting married: “I think it’s good news for her,” Jessica’s papi said, sounding emotional on the phone. “I’m...

Jessica Alba neglected to tell her brother, Josh Alba, that she had gotten married to impregnator Cash Warren. Because, Jessica Alba? Hates brown people: Jessica Alba’s wedding to Cash Warren was so hush-hush that even her own brother was...

Jessica Alba and Cash Warren were married in Beverly Hills yesterday in an informal court house ceremony. They brought in dozens of white fake flowers for the occasion because no flower can stand up to the unadulterated magical joy...

Those stupid mojones Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz stole our idea for the themed wedding we would have if we were tacky enough to ever consider holding a themed wedding. Alice in Wonderland! Adding further to our pain, last...

Mariah Carey might have a second wedding. Because her first one didn’t include a flying purple unicorn. [The Scoop] Any Winehouse got roses for her first wedding anniversary. Made of crack. [dlisted] Jessica Simpson looked “subdued” during sister Ashlee’s...

Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz and their hair irons were married this past Saturday in Los Angeles in what seems to be the most awkward wedding ceremony ever: Simpson, 23, wore an ivory lace wedding gown by Monique Lhuillier...

The lovely and talented Mariah Carey talks to the also lovely and talented Ellen DeGeneres about her stupid, awful wedding to stupid, awful Nick Cannon. It was stupid and awful. She also showed the People magazine pictures of the...

Ashlee Olson Parker-Gellar or whatever is marrying Pete Wentz, that nice young girl who’s in some band? Or something: Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz will wed Saturday, May 17 at a “top secret” location, a source close to the...

First Daughter Jenna “Twinkle” Bush got married to Henry Hager this past weekend at Prairie Chapel Ranch in Crawford, Texas. She wore her dad’s face and a lace wedding gown designed by Oscar de la Renta. Vows were exchanged...

Oprah would like you to know that she kind of knew before you did that Mariah and Nick getting married, mentioning the time Nick hung out backstage with Mariah and Mariah’s stupid “Mrs. Cannon” tattoo. Which, surely, she will...

People magazine obtained exclusive pictures of Mariah Carey making the biggest mistake of her life / Nick Cannon’s payday in the Bahamas. Behold Mariah in all her splendor, wearing some napkin on her head and almost getting eaten by...

Mariah Carey’s quickie nuptials have put a dent in her ability to do other things like form coherent sentences, walk and chew gum at the same time or fulfill business obligations like appearing on “The View.” In all fairness...

Yandel is going to be the best man at Wisin’s wedding to Yomaira Ortiz! These names, man. Anyway, aren’t you totally excited? MTV News got a quote from Yandel and it goes a lil’ sumsing like this: “Wow W...

Apparently Mariah Carey was able to overlook the fact that Nick Cannon dresses like a cartoon and has not been remotely funny since ever enough to spend the rest of her life with him. Or until they go through...

In an article that confused us royally after having read this, Uruguay is claiming to have Latin America’s first gay wedding yesterday. Urulying!: Uruguay on Thursday became the first nation in Latin America to marry a gay couple, after...

Because her original suggestion of a veiled novelty beer helmet was nixed by her mother, Jenna Bush’s wedding dress will be designed by Oscar de la Renta: First Daughter Jenna Bush is not expected at Oscar de la Renta’s...

Felipeh Campos and Rafael Scapucim were married on Brazilian TV show “Superpop” in front of 1,000 guests and countless other TV viewers. Made in Brazil described the ceremony as “one of the tackiest weddings” ever, which added to its...

Jay-Z and Beyonce might be getting married in New York City today. A source close to Beyonce (Solange, probably. Jealous!) says the ceremony will include only a small number of guests, who were not told the location of the...

And now, because working on President’s Day after waking up at six in the morning in a Cherish Framboise-scented puddle of drool only to discover half our face is covered in a mysterious rash isn’t enough, let’s all look...

Are Brad and Angelina getting married? Or is the fact that they’re slowly morphing into the same person enough? [MSNBC] Meanwhile, it looks as if Janet Jackson might never have another secret-marriage-resulting-in-a-painful-high-profile-divorce ever, ever again. [People] Whatever you do,...

So, whatever. It seems that Mexican actor Diego Luna went ahead and married his baby-mama-to-be in secret. Like she’s shameful or gross or not us or something. The ceremony allegedly took place this pact Saturday at Diego’s home in...

Jessica Alba, who is pregnant and engaged to boyfriend Cash Warren, recently admitted to hating weddings. Tell us more, Sunshine!: Jessica, 26 said: “Everyone I know hates weddings. I’ve been to very big, beautiful and romantic weddings, but I...

Actress and singer Ninel Conde’s wedding may have been a sham if recent rumors surrounding her husband’s previous marriage prove true. A woman named Maria Sol Corral claims Juan Zepeda never filed for divorce and, as such, the two...

Remember when we reported on the face-meltingly hot nuptials of Vogue’s Lauren Davis and Bolivian billionaire Andres Santo Domingo? Obviously, you’ve thought of nothing else, you impoverished cretin. Well now there’s photographic evidence of just how fabulous these sweaty...

Vogue writer Lauren Davis got married to billionaire Andres Santo Domingo a few weeks ago. We know, we know. Most exciting news of the year; we’ve totally come a bowlful of Jordan almonds just typing about it. Anyway, the...

Since announcing he and his super-cute but terribly-dressed Brazilian girlfriend, model Camilla Alves, are expecting their first child together, Matthew McConaughey’s mom has hinted that her son should look into adding a ball and chain to the sweaty-shirtless-bongo-playing-wild-man look...

Argentine-Mexican actor Sebastian Rulli ushered in the New Year by marrying Some Woman Of Which We Are Somewhat Jealous. If only because Sebastian looks like he could open a jar of pickles with his boobs. And, you know. We...

Actor Doug Jones, who co-starred with Jessica Alba in “Fantastic Four”, might have accidentally revealed that she is planning to wed her heroically-named boyfriend, Cash Warren: Speaking at the Jules Verne Adventure Film Festival over the weekend, the actor...

26-year-old Eunice Lopez, a Miami woman, has been charged with nine counts of bigamy after marrying ten men between 2002 and 2006 in a marriage-for-pay operation to help them stay in the United States. Or maybe she just wanted...

Mexican singer and soap star Ninel Conde tied the ol’ proverbial knot over the weekend. She married businessman Juan Cepeda in a lavish wedding held in Acapulco. So far, there are no pictures of the event since cameras and...

Tony Parker, the Frenchie NBA All-Star and soon-to-be husband of Eva Longoria, is an unwelcome guest in the homes of her friends. According to Page Six, the 2007 NBA Finals MVP is a bit of an asshole, and Longoria’s...