Weigh more than 90 pounds? Do you not have the ability to store cigarettes on your collar bone? Does your head look vaguely proportional to your body? Well, fatass, it’s time you just stop doing gross things like consuming...

Meet Meghan. She’s the creative force behind a YouTube channel called “Project LifeSize” (“We are just your average-sized collaboration channel.”) and she searched high and low and in her email inbox for plus-size (or median size for American women...

Manuel Uribe, who once held the world record for world’s heaviest person at 1,235 pounds, is getting ready to marry his long-term girlfriend. But, first, he needs to be able to walk. Or, like. Stand up: His most recent...

Manuel Uribe of Monterrey, Mexico once held the title of “World’s Most Obese Man.” Prestigious! Overachiever that he is, though, he’s currently vying to break a new record - that for most weight lost by a single human being:...

Jennifer Lopez has confided to her close friend, People magazine, that she plans to run a triathlon in a few months in order to make her babies proud. Unnecessary, JLo! Nothing makes a child more proud than being sold...

Anna Wintour, the bobbed bobblehead behind American Vogue, was so horrified that Rodarte designers Laura and Kate Mulleavy had unfashionable accessories like breasts and thighs that she put them on a strict diet and exercise regime for the magazine’s...

People who want you to buy their food would like you to know that you’re not fat because you eat too much and don’t get enough exercise. You’re fat because that’s how your mom and the Baby Jesus made...