Welcome to Anguey Advice For Men, where we try to make sense of this mystery of human behavior we call manhood. In today’s edition, some basic etiquette for flying on a commercial airline: please don’t run around naked and punch any women you see who aren’t totally into it.
27 August 2009
China Admits To Farming 2/3’s of Country’s Organ “Donations” From Executed Prisoners
By Chris Alonzo at 11:03 AM.
20 August 2009
Anyguey Advice For Men: Maybe, Perhaps, Don’t Strip Naked, Punch A Few People, And Vomit On Yourself Whilst Flying
By Chris Alonzo at 5:34 PM.
17 August 2009
Mexican Tattoo Artist Jorge Castro Breaks World Record By Being Suspended From Meat Hooks For Three Hours
By Chris Alonzo at 11:40 AM.
As our Big Year of Latino Achievement continues unabated, let us take a moment to celebrate Mexico’s Jorge Castro, who is now in the Guinness Book of World Records for being suspended from meat hooks in his back for 2 hours, 50 minutes! Pics after the jump, if you’re not the squeamish type.
Gallery: Jorge Castro Breaks Guinness World Record For Pierced Suspension
By Chris Alonzo at 10:53 AM.
11 August 2009
Your Anyguey Shopping Guide: Five Awesome Gifts That Kind Of Creep Us Out
By Chris Alonzo at 4:00 PM.
If you are at all like us, your lives are filled with the sorts of lovable degenerates for whom the run-of-the-mill Bed Bath & Beyond gift certificate just doesn’t cut it as a proper gift. Check out these wonderfully bizarre presents for the weirdo who has it all.
6 August 2009
Lens Manufacturers Commission Study On Ogling, Possibly Developing New Super-Ogling Technology
By Chris Alonzo at 4:03 PM.
The Telegraph informs us of a new study showing that men spend 43 minute a day checking out hot women. The study was commissioned by an eyeglasses manufacturer, which can only mean one thing: better glasses for better ogling!
21 July 2009
Lehigh Valley AAA Baseball Team Classes It Up With Tuxedo Uniforms For Wedding Promotion
By Chris Alonzo at 1:52 PM.
17 July 2009
Mark And The Twins Co- Porn Stars Busted For Burglery
By Chris Alonzo at 10:37 AM.
Taleon Goffney, a 27-year old porn actor who performed with his twin brother as Teyon and Keyon (both pictured), in such classics as Mark and the Twins, has plead guilty to burglary and will face 3-8 years in prison. His brother was an accomplice.
16 July 2009
Enormous Orgy Breaks Out At Super-Fancy Party You Just Knew Was Happening Somewhere
By Chris Alonzo at 2:02 PM.
A masked ball held in a rented, 17th-century English manor erupted in a big awesome orgy, and the cops said there was nothing they could do because it was a private event with consenting adults, all 350 of them. We declare today international England Is Way Cooler Than We Thought Day.
14 July 2009
Giant Basking Shark Washes Up In Long Island And Everybody Goes “Whoaaa!”
By Chris Alonzo at 6:05 PM.
12 July 2009
Bad Idea Jeans: German Zoo Named A Monkey Obama
By Cindy Casares at 10:30 AM.
Not everyone in the world has gotten the memo about how black people have historically been likened to monkeys in a racist fashion. Last March, The Dresden Zoo in the German town of the same name, decided to name a newborn mandrill monkey Obama.
9 July 2009
26 June 2009
28 May 2009
Cat With Wings Versus Chupacabra: It’s On
By Alex Alvarez at 10:15 AM.
A winged cat has been found in China. Obviously, we must rate how it stacks up against a chupacabra.
