Now that we’ve had time to digest the very important softening of Michelle Obama’s image on “The View” this morning, we’ve figured out the problem with this show. Five women, who complain five minutes earlier about not being taken...

Yes, yes, yes. Michelle Obama was on “The View” this morning. Vaginas everywhere are aglow. And the first order of business was for her to fist bump all the ladies and officially kill fist bumping forever. So let’s get...

TV programming may have seen a number of things today, but nothing like the over-hyped debut of Whoopi Goldberg on “The View.” She got off to a rollicking start as the sedated yang to Rosie O’Donnell’s loudmouthed ying, namely...

Many of you have written in wondering what happened to poor, little Juan Manuel, the Mexican who waited in line all day last Friday for our iPhones. Did he get them? (Duh.) Did he pee his pants? How was...