Perez Hilton was sensing that his fifteen minutes are up with this Black Eyed Pea thing after everyone fell in love with the much more interesting story of Governor Mark Sanford fucking an Argentinean, so he wrote us a letter. It’s called “I’m Sorry.”
25 June 2009
24 June 2009
John Mayer’s Ascertainment Of The Perez/Will.i.am Debacle
By Cindy Casares at 11:15 AM.
John Mayer decided to poke fun at Perez Hilton for making his Will.i.am drama so very public–by calling him out on Twitter. Makes… sense? Well, it provided some laffs, anyway. And a claim that Pink kneed Mayer in the nuts last year! Hightweets after the jump.
589 Backpedaling Words From Perez Hilton
By Cindy Casares at 1:32 AM.
Perez Hilton has issued a statement AGAIN regarding the altercation between him and Black Eyed Peas manager Polo Molina. It’s 589 little nuggets of bullshit.
23 June 2009
Perez Hilton Assault Photo Shows He Fights Like A Girl, As If There Was Any Doubt
By Cindy Casares at 1:48 PM.
Someone captured the very moment that Perez Hilton was assaulted Sunday night at the MuchMusic Awards in Toronto. It’s a decidedly unglamorous moment.
22 June 2009
Some Very Shitty Perez Hilton Will.i.am Fight Video!
By Cindy Casares at 5:09 PM.
As you might expect, video has emerged of Perez Hilton and Will.i.am’s altercation from last night. Because neither of these two can take a shit without posting it on the internet.
Polo Molina: Meet The Guy Who Beat Down Perez Hilton
By Cindy Casares at 1:45 PM.
This guy who looks like he would cut you is Polo Molina, the general manager for the Black-Eyed Peas and the guy who allegedly accosted Perez Hilton last night after he called Will.i.am a “faggot” and a “gay.”
Will.i.am Twitter Gate Continues With Video Rebuttal From Both Parties
By Cindy Casares at 10:30 AM.
Will.i.am and Perez Hilton are having an online video war after Will.i.am allegedly beat Perez down last night in Canada.
Perez Hilton Assaulted By Will.i.am
By Jack Tomas at 9:13 AM.
FIGHT! FIGHT!FIGHT! Perez Hilton says he got a beatdown courtesy of Will.i.am and his security guards last night. All for acting like, well…like Perez Hilton.
