FridaySeptember052008

Hey check out this video interview T, The New York Times style magazine, recently did with Javier Bardem for their “Screen Test” series. Couldn’t you just eat M&M’s from those dimples? Sorry! Serious journalist hats are on now. In...

TuesdayAugust052008

Vicky Christina Barcelona, Woody Allen’s newest excuse to work with Scarlett Johansson that also co-stars Penelope Cruz and Javier Bardem, premiered in Los Angeles yesterday where apparently everyone was, like, on their period. Bardem and Cruz, who reportedly have...

MondayMay192008

Woody Allen and the cast of his latest film, Vicky Cristina Barcelona, were on hand to not discuss anything interesting about their movie in Cannes: Allen brushed aside a question about whether it was true that Spanish directors were...

WednesdayMay142008

Just like all our trips abroad, Scarlett Johansson (Christina) and Rebecca Hall (Not Christina) spend their trip to Barcelona deeply immersing themselves in Spanish culture Javier Bardem and/or Penelope Cruz. In fact, “people having sex” seems to be the...

FridayFebruary012008

Woody Allen surrounds himself with more beautiful actresses than is fair for a man who looks like a very tiny, bespectacled penis by working with both Scarlett Johansson and Penelope Cruz in the upcoming Vicky Cristina Barcelona, which was...

ThursdayDecember202007

The Spanish are always ready to let you know what a failure you are as a rotten apple fallen too far from the mother tree, have sex with farm animals (If you happen to be our cousins in Galicia,...

ThursdayNovember082007

Director, writer, actor and daughter-marrier Woody Allen is shooting his latest film in Barcelona with Spanish actor Javier Bardem. The film allows Allen yet another opportunity to try and fool audiences into thinking attractive women, like Scarlett Johansson and...

FridaySeptember212007

Esquire, the sophisticated glossy men’s magazine that chases topics from how to drink your martini to which BMW is the best to get a bj in, is bringing its pompousness to the Spanish speaking masses. The magazine just hit...

TuesdayJuly312007

Exchanging pitchforks and torches for nasty comments and negative poll results, Barcelona residents want to drive Woody Allen out of town after their city and regional governments pledged to foot 10% of the budget for his latest flick, a...

TuesdayJuly172007

Remember when we posted news of Penelope Cruz delaying a flight from Newark to Barcelona because she suffered a panic attack and deplaned? The “Volver” star denies that was the case, saying she left only because other passengers did...

TuesdayMay292007

Perhaps sweat-shop free Mexicans don’t have the same resonance on the east coast that Woody Allen in ringlets (actually called peyes, we know; we’re not culturally ignorant, just smartass) does. We snapped this American Apparel billboard (hey, photojournalism) in...

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