We just took this picture on the subway. A young man standing in front of us was wearing saggy jeans hanging halfway down his ass WITH another pair of jeans underneath that were belted. And just in case you’re...

When we put on a pair of pants — which is, admittedly, a rare occurrence as we blog for a living — we like to look and feel as if we’ve taken a massive shit in said pants. It’s...

P*r*z H*lt*n is reporting that this pic was taken in Barack Obama’s Houston campaign headquarters. He is soooo hip, that Barry Hussein. Admittedly the conservative backlash is kind of making us wanna vote for Nader. Fill In The Blank...

Now that it’s practically official that socialist dictator (ehhh don’t write in and complain) Hugo Chavez and fascist supermodel Naomi Campbell are an item, we thought it only right we give them their very own super-couple nickname. Henceforth, they...

No, no, no, no! Word around the internet is that supermodel cum journalist Naomi Campbell and Venezuelan megalomaniacal dictator cum chatshow crooner Hugo Chavez could be playing hide the Venezuelan salami. After saying, “NO FUCKING WAY!” like six times...

Apparently we’re not the only ones with a pathological obsession for dressing up our pets. Julie Jackson, cross-stitcher extraordinaire, has come up with a line of wigs for your favorite feline. Shoppers can select from 4 different PETA-adverse types...

We’ve been enjoying this new video from midwestern (yes!) diva Leslie Hall since it first scared us into awake at 7:30 this morning. (The things we tolerate for you, people.) We have never heard of Ms. Hall before today,...

So we’ve been chatting here at Guanabee headquarters about the gradual rise in popularity of Day of the Dead in the States. Some of us who grew up spitting distance from Mexico never heard of it until we moved...

We don’t really have the words to describe this because Sacramento Ramirez took them all....