Pau Gasol remains bereft with injuries to his spiny legs, keeping him sidelined at least through this week, and the Lakers just don’t know what to do without him. Other than win six of their seven games this season. In the meantime, it appears that Pau has been enjoying himself quite thoroughly. Check it.
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4 November 2009
Five iPhone Apps That Make You Say WTF
By Fidel Martinez at 10:35 AM.
One of the perks of having an iPhone, other than showing everyone who doesn’t have one how you’re better than them, is that there are so many applications available to you on the iTunes store.Most apps aim to make your life easier. Others are just plain weird, like the ones we feature below.
28 October 2009
Remains Of Ginormous Dinosaur Found In England: T-Rex Looks Like A Punk
By Alejandro Paz at 12:57 AM.
27 October 2009
Top Ten Friendliest Ways To Kill A Man
By Alejandro Paz at 10:13 AM.
You know how sometimes you just want to kill? It’s not like you’re a bad person, you just want to seriously mess someone up and make sure they die. Doesn’t that happen on a daily basis? No? Shut up, stop lying. Here’s a list of our favorite ways to kill a man, friendly style.
26 October 2009
22 October 2009
George W. Bush To Become Motivational Speaker: What Will He Say?
By Alejandro Paz at 1:02 AM.
George W. Bush is done presidencing and is now off to motivate the people alongside Tony Parker-Longoria, Colin Powell, Terry Bradshaw, a few other white guys and some lady with crazy hair. Wait, George W. Bush. The dumbest person in every room he’s been in since the 3rd grade? What the shizz is he gonna say?
15 October 2009
FOUND! The Six Year-Old Thought To Be Flying Alone In A Hot Air Balloon Over Colorado
By Cindy Casares at 3:02 PM.
BREAKING UPDATE: 3:09 PM MST– Falcon Heene has been found. He was originally thought to be flying in a giant, mylar, helium balloon over Fort Collins, Colorado, but he was hiding in a box in an attic. Sorry for the inconvenience, world press!
14 October 2009
Footballer El-Hadji Diouff Escapes Parking Ticket In His Golden Escalade
By Alejandro Paz at 5:54 PM.
13 October 2009
9 October 2009
The Iron Sheik Is A Racist Homophobic Crackhead Who Wants To Make You Humble
By Alejandro Paz at 9:56 AM.
The Iron Sheik was a professional wrestler back when the WWE was still the WWF, we were wearing parachute pants and Hulk Hogan still had hair. And respect. Back then, he looked like he could be a crazy genie from Arabia. Now he’s more like a terrorist on crack.
