Our brother site, Machochip, recently posted on a peculiar phenomenon sweeping YouTube channels in mobile homes all over the nation!: “Baby Cockfighting.” Which we initially assumed to be something different entirely. The videos show toddlers slapping, kicking and punching...

YouTube vlogger “CommunityChannel” is at least seven types of wonderful. Hailing from Australia — land of vegemite and this one girl in Junior High who complained American chocolate just wasn’t as good (Sorry. We’ve since developed a perhaps irrational...

Jill Biden is Joe Biden’s wife. And it would appear that Barack Obama is smidden with Ms. Biden! Haha! Ugh. Some people think this video shows Obama kissing Jill Biden on the mouth at the DNC because he’s some...

It turns out we’re not the only ones who approach the prospect of the impending Beverly Hill Chihuahua movie with tears and uncontrollable shaking. Scores of other people are embarrassed and confused by the movie’s massively cringe-inducing trailer, too!...

You know the stereotype that women are hysterical basketcases who can’t control their own emotions? It’s patently untrue, guys. It just is! Women don’t go around screaming and crying and clawing at the drapes when things go wrong. Crazy-eyed...

Nothing says romance like a writhing mass of rat fetuses. Watch Amy Winehouse and Pete Doherty as they molest some baby mice and beg Blake not to divorce Amy, all while glowing with a radioactive sheen....

Whiners never quit, or something. Poor little Tricia Walsh-Smith has managed to gather together what meager resources she has left to present us with yet another installment of her YouTube video series. Any lesser woman would leave us pretty...

First, please note the title of our source: “Lawmakers Target Psychedelic Herb, Public Urination.” Translation? Lawmakers Target Guanabee Parties. The Senate is proposing a ban on salvia, an herb with psychedelic properties, and charging anyone in possession of it...

“Real Housewives of New York,” a show which often features women who are neither real nor housewives, is rumored to include YouTube phenomenon and possible extra-terrestrial Tricia Walsh-Smith in their upcoming season. This. Must. Happen: “They’re approaching Trisha for...

Proving there is some justice in this crazy mixed-up world, a judge has granted YouTube’s favorite rising phoenix, Tricia Walsh-Smith, permission to continue making videos as her divorce proceedings, um. Proceed: A Manhattan judge yesterday barred the peeved play...

Tom Cruise is going to talk to Oprah about that whole Couchgate incident. And then he’s going to eat her brains. [E! Online] Old, racist cartoons available on YouTube, discovers the ever-intrepid NY Times. It’s good to know we’ve...

Tricia Walsh-Smith, the impoverished playwright who posted a video on YouTube in an attempt to alert you, the humble plebeian internet troll, to her plight as she faces divorce and possible eviction. This time around, Tricia, in a glorious...

Tricia Walsh-Smith is that playwritin,’ socialitin,’ YouTubin,’ astro-glide lubin’ crazy-eyed lady who is upset that her husband hates her. He wouldn’t have sex with her! But kept a drawer full of con… doms! Well someone just alerted us to...

Tricia Walsh-Smith is a British playwright and socialite who is living every little girl’s dream of marrying a very old man with lots of money in the hopes that he will soon keel over and die. But, alas! The...

After posting video footage of the beating she endured, we’ve been fairly overwhelmed by the outpouring of support for Florida teen Victoria Lindsay from all you concerned and outraged grammatically-challenged creative spellers out there. One reader, Fawn, would like...

And here’s what Victoria’s parents, who think “MySpace is the anti-Christ” (We agree! Also, Facebook relationship statuses.), have to say. They talk about not being able to recognize their daughter’s face after her beating, of her history of violence...

Update: the Victoria Lindsay, teen beating video. (Warning: the content on the video is graphic and disturbing). Sixteen year-old Victoria Lindsay from Mulberry, Florida (surprise!) was abducted and beaten by a group of eight teenagers mostly girls, to the...

Scandinavian men, long known for their willingness to embrace the most batshit crazy of fashion choices, have recently been entertaining teh interwebs by posting YouTube videos of themselves wearing “Mustang Skinline” jeans, which are specially designed to lower your...

Britney Spears premiered the video for her latest single, “Break the Ice,” and, in what is perhaps a wise move on her people’s part, Brit does not actually appear. Neither does her actual, human voice, either, but that’s true...

Good-intentioned political organization Declare Yourself wants to encourage young people to register to vote in the upcoming primaries and presidential election. According to their flacks, they want to use the internets to recruit the young, indifferent masses: “Using […]...

Meet Joel. He’s small and fat. And he would really, really rather not be wearing a Pumas soccer jersey. He reminds us a lot of our little friend Edgar, minus about five or six years and several dozen gansitos....

Just in time for the holiday season, while we’re all full of love for the human race, gathering round the fireplace with our stuffed caribou, we received this video entitled, “White Mexicans” in our inbox. Some Mexicans want you...

Iris Chacón she ain’t, but Denissa, a Puerto Rican stripper “singer” and “dancer” is one of the few things that has been able to lift us from the pre-sangivin funk we’ve been in today [Ed. Note: And by funk...

Thursday nights are sometimes Brazilian night here at Guanabee. It is a special time during the month where we prepare caipirinhas, listen to Xuxa, and take turns waxing each other’s nether regions while practicing conjugating verbs in Portuguese (i.e....

It’s Friday morning, we’re hung-over from one too many micheladas and our monitor screens are way too bright, but that didn’t stop us from immediately perking up when we saw the video above. It’s from a Puerto Rican talk...

Listen up, reddish-brown Indians! Time for a history lesson. Have you ever wondered who Christopher Columbus was? Or wondered why he landed 6,000 miles away from his intended destination? Or why he slept with the queen to secure financing?...

The best thing about this dude from Florida is that he calls himself “Cacaman.” We approached his video with high hopes, but all we came out with was a stupefied sensation as to what the hell we just saw....

Although this may read as a spoof, the sordid truth is that Venezuela’s jubilant leader is scheduled to release a full length album of songs that were recently showcased on his prime-time variety hour (or sometimes variety 8-hour) “Alo...

“Feel The Noise” is scheduled to test our patience sometime in October. Just when we thought Reggaeton’s persistence was deemed frivolous by everyone (kind of like Grunge music at the end of the 90’s), Hollywood decided to torture us...

Horns were blaring and people were extra loud outside our building this morning, so the fact that this video stopped us from killing someone merits a posting. We hope you enjoy it as much as we did. Video [via...

• Tonight FOX premieres “Anchorwoman,” a reality show featuring a slutty bimbo behind the newsdesk. Same credentials as Mirthala, and we all know how entertaining that was. [Boston Globe] • Hispanic teens are more likely than white teens to...

About a month ago, we posted a video of YouTube spawn “Obama Girl” engaging in a ‘debate’ against some Black chick she suckered into playing “Giuliani Girl.” (Debate in this sense means wearing skanky clothes while shaking your tits...

Ever do a Google video / YouTube search for the word “latino”? We do all the time. (Official reason: to treat you to a buzz-inducing clip at the end of the day; unofficial reason: a slow news day.) More...

• Twenty-six pages on why Alberto Gonzales shouldn’t resign written by, who else? Alberto Gonzales. [MSNBC] • Hugo Chavez will kick your foreign ass out of Venezuela if you criticize him. Guess we should forget about hiring that Associate...

If you manage to learn anything from this music video, presidential “debate,” we hope it’s that we need some serious media reform in this country. Also, we’re so sure the Black chick is voting for Giuliani over Obama. Casting,...