Ringo Starr is not going to signing any of your fucking fan mail because he’s too busy. Peace & love, motherfuckers. Is Zac Efron going to get all naked for penis-pony-play Equus? [The Post Chronicle] Maureen McCormick, the original...

Jessica Simpson’s father did not fit her for her first training bra. It was, like. Her second or third. [K-Frog] Now Amy Winehouse’s father is saying she doesn’t have tuberculosis, but emphysema. Show off. [Daily Mail] “How I Met...

Lying virgin Adriana Lima is engaged to basketball player Marko Jaric. Shit, child. You can’t power vault without learning how to jump. [People] Tommy Lee and Pamela Anderson are back together. Because love, unlike Valtrex, conquers all. [Rolling Stone]...

Did you know Vanessa Hudgens is a robot? Es verdad. We’re not sure what the lyrics to her single “Say Ok” are, but we guess they’re something like “beep beep boop say ok say ok.” Also, who is this...

Some people, who are possibly blind or wear special helmets, think “American Idol” contestant David Archuleta looks like “High School Musical” star and Vanessa-Hudgens-posing-partner Zac Efron. Well frost our tips and call us Twinkle-toes, but we’re going to go...

In an interview with Elle magazine, the always sweet Jessica Alba takes a jab at teen star, and Vanessa “70s style” Hudgens’ boyfriend, Zac Efron: “Zac looks like a child with a lot of makeup. I was like ‘My...

Yesterday morning, stalwart celebrity journalists OK! magazine reported rumors that Vanessa Hudgeons, she of the peek-a-boo pictures fame, (Please. So amateur. See our girl Noelia for how a real celebrity Latina comes to play.) will not be receiving an...