5 July 2009

Cameron Diaz Switches It Up For V Magazine

By Alex Alvarez at 11:30 AM.

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Cameron Diaz tried out a new look for her recent V Magazine cover and, well. You know what a fan we are of mediocre mainstream actresses trying out new, bolder looks. 
Several media outlets are talking about how Cameron looks very much like Madonna in this shoot (which was, in fact, styled after Madonna’s True Blue era), but we think [...]

Wakin’ And Bacon: Rupert Grint Had Swine Flu

By Alex Alvarez at 11:01 AM.

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Rupert Grint, of Larry Hotter fame, is the first international celebrity to have contracted swine flu, according to his publicist.

3 July 2009

Sarah Palin Resigns Governorship Of Alaska. It’s A Fourth Of July Miracle.

By Cindy Casares at 10:29 PM.

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Sarah Palin announced today that she would be stepping down as governor of Alaska at the end of the month. Here she is seen hugging Lt. Gov. Sean Parnell who will take over her post on July 25.

Honduran Troops Shoot Protesters’ Bus Tires

By x111e7thst at 5:44 PM.

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La Vida Chocha: “Dicktators”

By Alex Alvarez at 4:00 PM.

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Ever wonder what would happen if your chocha was able to give some lip of its own? Christ knows dicks have had their say for a long time. With that in mind, here’s “La Vida Chocha,” a weekly comic that shows what happens when vaginas begin to dialogue.

Glug Glug: Four Cocktails For The Fourth Of July

By Alex Alvarez at 2:30 PM.

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The 4th of July, as you may know, is tomorrow. It is a day that we celebrate the birth of this great nation by consuming nitrates, singing nipples by leaning too close to open flames and vomiting in three colors.

Kate Hudson Shamefully Scurrying Into A-Rod’s Apartment

By Cindy Casares at 1:45 PM.

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This is how anyone dating Alex Rodriguez should feel. Like the scarlet whoore. INF Daily photogs caught up with Kate Hudson and Alex Rodriguez pulling up to his Manhattan apartment last night in a cab, but as soon as the couple got a hold of the paparazzi, Kate hopped out of the cab and [...]

Guanabee Glossary: Fufurufa

By Alex Alvarez at 1:00 PM.

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Guanabee Glossary is our attempt to teach you Latino slang and save you from looking like a weird-ass fool in mixed company. Enjoy it, cabrones.

Hitler Finds Out Michael Jackson Has Died, Won’t Play At His Birthday Party

By Cindy Casares at 12:15 PM.

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Whoever did this is sick and we love you.

The Daddy Yankee Music Video Drinking Game For El Ritmo No Perdona (Prende)

By Alex Alvarez at 11:30 AM.

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What is UP, gatas and gasolineros? It might still be before noon, but it’s a holiday weekend (we know because no one else we know is working today) and that’s a good an excuse as any to get our drink on a little early.

Carlos Slim And Queen Noor — Royal Couple On The DL

By TRANSRACIAL at 11:05 AM.

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Why is the American press not talking about Carlos Slim Helú and Queen Noor of Jordan knocking boots despite the fact that it appeared in the Mexican papers back in February?

“Tony Manero” Movie Follows Chilean Man Obsessed With Saturday Night Fever

By Alex Alvarez at 10:56 AM.

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Maria Belen Chapur’s Email Hacker Says, “You Don’t Know Who You’re Messing With.” Well, duh.

By Cindy Casares at 10:45 AM.

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The mean person who hacked into Maria Belén Chapur’s Hotmail [Ed. So ninety's.] account and exposed to the world that she has been fucking South Carolina governor Mark Sanford for a year is said to have emailed the couple a nasty note.

Shakira Wants To Be A Mom. Let’s Play “Predict Her Reinvention!”

By Alex Alvarez at 10:20 AM.

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Shakira wants to have a baby, which means she has a lot of work to do for her inevitable Hola photo spread. But what image would suit her best?

This Day In Latino History

By Cindy Casares at 9:00 AM.

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Today in latino history, the Puerto Rican constitution, the defeat of the Spanish fleet in Cuba & Spanish same-sex marriage!

2 July 2009

Pure Romance Sex Toys Seek Latina Consumers

By Alex Alvarez at 6:02 PM.

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Pure Romance, a direct sales company that features “romantic aids” (aka “toys and stuff for fucking”), is trying to recruit more Latinas by focusing on communities with a Latin American presence and offering bilingual consultants on hand to answer questions from potential clients.

Carmelo Anthony, Noted Boricua, Chillin In Spain

By Alejandro Paz at 5:19 PM.

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Mexico Holds Swine Flu Forum To Learn Exactly How Much They Didn’t Do To Combat The Virus

By Alex Alvarez at 5:01 PM.

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Cancuuuuun! Wooooo! …is the setting for a two-day forum on swine flu beginning today. Fifty countries are meeting to determine what they can learn from the response to the recent, and ongoing, spread of the H1N1 virus.

Aroldis Chapman Defects From Cuban Baseball Team, Will Arive In Miami On Tiny Raft Shortly

By Chris Alonzo at 4:29 PM.

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VOTE! Hottest Latino Journalist Round 11: Paul Saucido VS. Doug Fernandez & Natalie Solis VS. Maria Leticia Hinojosa

By Cindy Casares at 4:11 PM.

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It’s time to vote in Round 11 of Guanabee’s Hottest Latino Journalist Cook-Off where the only thing hotter than the journos is the grill. (We have no idea what that means.) Also, there’s still 45 minutes until the Round 10 polls close!